Hipsters complaining about the natural progression of music.
Tim Jonze’s On shuffle: dubstep
why thank you! i have not been updating it as much because coming up with semi-negative things everyday kinda ruined my mood.
RULE No.65:
Thou shall not spend everyday, every night in east fucking London. Its not the centre of the world, nor is it the most amazing. Save money on your oyster and go Tiger tiger.
RULE No.64:
Thou shall not ride your skinny bitch bike in the middle of road like your some of G. Your not. Get to fucking side where you belong you belong you two wheeled cunt.
Fuck youself in an island of blood thirsty hipsters who actually mind their own business.
RULE No.63:
Thou shall not post negative comments on Tumblr like a massive grey pussy who clearly takes life too seriously.
RULE No.62: Thou shall not pretend that you liked Donnie Darko when you first saw it. Nor shall you pretend that you even liked it. Be honest with yourself and admit that at first you thought Tears For Fears a young Jake Gyllenhaal were the only redeeming features.
-_- pussyclart……
RULE No.61:
Thou shall not go to Brick Lane just for Biegels.
RULE No.60:
Thou shall not have anything to do with triangles. Thou shall not wear them. Thou shall not paint them. Thou shall not draw them. Thou shall not tattoo them. Thou shall not post them. Thou shall not fuck them. They are fucking triangles. Triangles. TRIANGLES! A squared + B squared= C squared Pythagoras motherfunking bloody triangles!
benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:
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